Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Theory

So I have no conclusive proof about the theory I am about to propose. I want you to consider what I know and tell me what you think. I have proposed this idea before but I've never had a chance to present my evidence.

Theory: Robert Ricks is a secret agent

Fact: Robert speaks 5 languages (that I know of), including Arabic and Farsi
Fact: Robert has had weapons training at a secret, remote desert facility (see photo exhibit A below)
Fact: Robert spends long periods of time “studying” abroad in middle-eastern countries
Fact: Robert admitted to being recruited by the CIA and turning them down (when do they ever take no for an answer? I'm sure they just had to find some leverage)
Fact: Robert is super-humanly intelligent
Fact: Resides in Washington DC, though he is on loan to BYU currently

Further Evidence
First you have to trust your eyes. Do you see a resemblance? Take note of the black pea coat and non-descript hairstyle. He looks like any normal student abroad, heading back to his hostel because he lost his passport.
Now how about in this picture. How quickly he can change his appearance! Looking like he was born in that suit, with a beautiful woman on his arm. He is truely a chameleon!

I would appreciate comments if you have any other knowledge that links Robert to the CIA, NSA, 5th Echelon, or any other clandestine agency. Also, be cautious because I have in no way ruled out that Nancy may also be an agent.